The DLP Cummies Awards

The goblins brought it up as a joke but the spooky co-eds spoke.

Now in this year of 2024, the first Cummies are born.

What are the DLP Cummies?

The Cummies will juicily celebrate horror authors and presses. These awards will be run as a Peoples’ Choice Awards, which means you get to nominate and vote on the books, poetry, and presses that have really inspired you this year. Cum and show your love. Nom those authors and presses!

Or if you’re the writer/press, nom yourself. The categories are listed below.

When?

Nominations will be accepted October through November. Voting happens in December. Announcements in January.

How?

The goblins will open a google form for noms and then for voting. Keep an eye on our social media, this page, or sign up for our newsletter through the Contact page to have an alert sent right to your email.

Eligibility

Anything published between Oct and Oct. So the 2024 awards will accept publications between Oct 2023 - Oct 2024. This obviously doesn’t apply to the press award.

We shouldn’t have to say this but no AI. These awards are for writers and artists, not AI thieves.

Awards

Winners will receive a handcrafted Cummie award and files for that year’s seals (if you’re on the final ballot or a winner, you’ll get a seal!), in case you’re crazy enough to want to have a DLP Cummies seal on the front of your book.

Seal designs are designed by the goblins and voted upon by our patrons! If you want voting power on seal designs, consider joining our Patreon!

Categories

Best Horror Novel That People Actually Read (Mainstream/Commercial)

Share your favourite reads or nom yourself if you wrote something super cool or whatever!

Best Words For the Fewest Readers Award (Poetry)

If you’re a poet

And you know it, share it now

Give us your cool poems

Best Short-Form Horror

Short means flash to short stories. Duh.

The Dead Languages Special Merit Award for Grossest Scene

What scene made you regret reading the book/story? The Psychographist out now.

Best Horror Novel That Writers Read (Literary)

Polish your monocle and nom, but classy like.

Best Opportunity to Sell a Trunk Story (Best Anthology)

Probably gonna be all sea/ocean themed, right? Send them anyways.

Best Novella

Ooo, novellas are so big right now in horror.

Press Least Likely to Fuck You Over

Let’s celebrate the good presses.

Best Horror Novel By A Writer With Their Black Belt in Their Author Bio (Extreme)

We want the XXXtreme stuff.

Best Collection of Stories No One Will Buy (Collections)

Carson wrote the categories.

The Dead Languages Special Merit Award for Horniest Scene

Oh no, step-reader, I’m stuck in your gross scene uwu

Special Goblin Award

May or may not happen. Depends on if the goblins can agree on a book they both loved, read that year.

Nominations

Nominations open late October/November.

Voting

Voting opens December.